Dateline: Home Office

Reuters reports that a Russian astrologist, Marina Bai, plans to sue NASA for $300 million because crashing Deep Impact into the comet Tempel 1 altered her horoscope and interferes with her astrology work. Heavens (pun intended), this lady is so bad at horoscopes that she failed to “see in the stars” that this comet was about to be hit. Now that’s what I call some fine predicting.

Perhaps a little more newpaper gazing and a little less star gazing are in order.